Not WTF
Don't say wtf, take a walk instead.
Also, we should put something more useful here.
- Meckern geht immer, aber ändert nichts.
- Your Ad Here
- Why not Zoidberg?
- If you say
News are literally killing my emotions at this point
, it might be worthwile to consider not consuming them anymore.
- It's ok to know
fuck all
- Don't procrastinate, just do science instead
[Country] is all hipsters
- No there's also sugar daddies
- It's all sugar daddies
I almost broke my hand, but otherwise it was good
Damn power grid being too reliable
- Don't let today be the day you're the bigger person. Be the person that makes them understand that sometimes when you fuck around you find out.
I can now check starting a diplomatic incident
off my bucket list
What is a Martingale and why isn't it a bird?
Libre, that's like the GPL version of free
Mutually Assured Granny Farming
Today is a special day because tomorrow I vacuum.
It's not failing. Why is it not failing? It should be failing
- What happens when you feed a lambda too many prunes? It puns.
It's more like I couldn't feed my dog the entire homework.
I'm so vegan apart from the fact that I eat meat.
- Fun Fact: At this point everyone and their grandmother is an npm-package
- Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
- Water is life, for boys and grills.
There's no place like 127.0.0.1
- Yes there is, it's called ::1
- The real reason smart watches make your life faster is because if you keep looking at them, people think you want to leave.